1 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:31,320 I'm gonna get these drinks 2 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,840 that we have to die of thirst for. 3 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:33,959 Oh, sorry. 4 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,280 Just thinking about the ping. 5 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,490 Spending her last night with her friends in Thailand. 6 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:45,390 Then later she'll go back to her tiny bamboo house, pack her few belongings 7 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:49,070 a handkerchief, waiting for the rickshaw to take her to the airport. 8 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:53,410 Bob, for fuck's sake, you're getting a mail -order wife, you cavewoman. 9 00:00:53,690 --> 00:00:55,250 You're suggesting I don't know my own fiancée? 10 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:57,550 Yes. Actually, what do you know about her? 11 00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:58,770 A lot. 12 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:01,890 Never again. 13 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:04,590 Um, her name is Ping. 14 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,620 Um, they're very similar to me. We're both Buddhists. 15 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,160 Has one of you been a Buddhist? I've always been a Buddhist. 16 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:17,240 Oh, you don't think that I converted just to please her? 17 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:18,600 I quite like Buddhism. 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,200 I thought you hated all religions. 19 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,940 I do, but Buddhism's more of a lifestyle choice. 20 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,800 No gods to worry about, plus they throw in that whole reincarnation thing at the 21 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,800 end. Just like Doctor Who. 22 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,540 He got reincarnated all the time. 23 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,000 It's not like Doctor Who. In one moment, you're Tom Baker. 24 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,420 Then the next, boom. 25 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:34,850 You're Peter Davidson. 26 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:36,250 Yeah, but I still think they're the same person. 27 00:01:36,470 --> 00:01:39,530 Well, actually, if you think about it... Look, it is nothing like Doctor fucking 28 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:40,530 who! 29 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:45,570 I thought Buddhists weren't supposed to get riled by small things. 30 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:49,970 Small things like people talking about Doctor Who. Aren't you meant to be at 31 00:01:49,970 --> 00:01:51,070 with yourself? 32 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:52,510 I am. 33 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:54,830 See? 34 00:01:57,890 --> 00:02:00,950 Before doing, one must be. 35 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:02,970 One must be what? 36 00:02:05,039 --> 00:02:06,400 Just be. 37 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,120 Just be what? 38 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,380 Just be fucking annoying. 39 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:17,780 Maybe it's just be fat and bitter. Just be explicitly unaware of your personal 40 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:22,160 hygiene. Just be sure not to invite the satellite installation man round. 41 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:32,860 Marvellous. Well, I hope we all feel better for that. 42 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,520 Oh, jeez. 43 00:03:15,579 --> 00:03:18,380 Hey! Hey! 44 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,040 Hey! 45 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,300 No. 46 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,360 Please, just once. 47 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:07,160 I'm not smelling your breath. 48 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,120 I'm picking up Ping from the airport in a couple of hours. I don't want to meet 49 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,120 you with bad breath. 50 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:12,759 Fuck off. 51 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:13,760 Fine. 52 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:15,740 I'll ask Penny then. 53 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,600 Settle down. 54 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:28,100 I just wanted to tell you that this week is Religious Tolerance Week. 55 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,520 I want you to stress to your classes the importance of accepting other 56 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,400 religions. I've also decided to host a tolerance fair. 57 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:40,960 Liz has assigned you all a religion to cover for it. We might laugh at the 58 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,860 beliefs of others, but we can't do it to their faces. 59 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Well, not anymore. 60 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,300 Anyway, that'll be all. Thank you. 61 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,200 We shouldn't have to do this. 62 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,120 This is your job. 63 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,320 Well, maybe now you know what I have to put up with every day. 64 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,860 Yeah, but you chose to do it. It's what you paid for. 65 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,740 You don't know what it's like. 66 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:03,620 I'm telling you, by the end of the day, you'll be fielding the stupidest 67 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,599 questions ever. 68 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,340 Like, will my dog go to heaven? 69 00:05:06,979 --> 00:05:08,520 Always about the fucking dogs. 70 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,400 Sounds like somebody's a bit worked up. 71 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,880 You should read this. 72 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,820 I'm not going to read that stupid book. 73 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,520 As you wish, Ben. 74 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,360 As you wish. 75 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:22,500 Why is it whenever I make a point, people immediately assume I'm getting 76 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,500 up in neurotic? 77 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,540 I have no idea. 78 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:27,960 It surely couldn't be because your voice goes all high -pitched and nasally, 79 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:28,699 could it? 80 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,140 My voice doesn't do that, does it? It's doing it again. 81 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:32,960 No, it's not. Face it. 82 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:36,500 It's just the way you are. It's why we all love you. Well... Not love you. Put 83 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,500 up with you. 84 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,180 I don't have to be neurotic, you know. I have self -control. 85 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,340 No, you don't. You're as bad as Bob. I am not. 86 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:48,860 Here we go again. Next thing you'll be storming out or wound up and upset. 87 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,200 I will not. 88 00:05:54,500 --> 00:06:00,100 We might all be different on the outside. 89 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,660 Different colour, different religion. 90 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,740 But inside... 91 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:09,050 We're all the same, which is why we should respect other people's beliefs. 92 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,070 What about animals? 93 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:15,330 They're a different species, Wayne. 94 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,630 Does that mean my dog won't go to heaven? 95 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:25,430 The difference with Buddhism is that they believe that life is a circle. 96 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:28,330 is no end. When we die, we get reincarnated. 97 00:06:28,690 --> 00:06:33,530 Our future incarnations are based on how we acted in our previous lives. 98 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,959 Yes, Grint. 99 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,600 I went to see a fortune teller once. She told me I'd been reincarnated. 100 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,920 Right. And did she tell you who you were before? 101 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:44,720 Hitler. 102 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:46,880 I'm sorry? 103 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,940 And before that, I was Leonardo da Vinci. 104 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,600 Okay. And before that, Caesar. 105 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,520 Caesar? Julius, not Augustus. 106 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:02,740 Then if you've been so famous in all your past lives, why are you now Grint? 107 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,230 Because I was Hitler. 108 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:05,750 This is my punishment. 109 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:12,470 In order to show Juliet the depth of his desire, Romeo breaks into the grounds 110 00:07:12,470 --> 00:07:16,390 of her house and waits beneath a window, hoping to get a glimpse of her. 111 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,910 By the way, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. 112 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:20,850 Technically, it's called stalking. 113 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,390 Done. Just a moment. 114 00:07:27,950 --> 00:07:31,810 Oh, how can I help you? Yeah, I was wondering if you might check in on my 115 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:32,810 later. Why, where are you going? 116 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:37,310 No, I'm just feeling a little off colour. I thought I might have a lie 117 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:38,890 You might have a lie down? 118 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:42,730 Yeah. So you're not trying to duck out of class to pick up Ping from the 119 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,709 airport, then? 120 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:44,710 No. 121 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:49,730 Oh, please. I mean, what kind of a peon face are you going to think I am if I'm 122 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,650 not there to meet her off the plane? Of course you're not. 123 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:55,310 Oh, fine. If you want to stand in the way of my happiness, I hope you can live 124 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:56,229 with the guilt. 125 00:07:56,230 --> 00:08:00,030 I mean, it's not like my whole future depends on this, is it? OK, fine. I'll 126 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:01,470 check in on that. Good man. Bye. 127 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:05,470 Uh -huh. You didn't just walk out on them, did you? At least tell me you left 128 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:06,470 somebody in charge. 129 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:07,550 Of course I did. 130 00:08:07,650 --> 00:08:10,250 What do you think I am, some sort of incompetent fool? 131 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:30,650 think that was your plan. It isn't. 132 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,230 Bob's fucked off to the airport. 133 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:34,270 Well, who's looking after your year 12? 134 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,570 Nobody. 135 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:39,150 Mr. 136 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:48,010 Dirty has been unavoidably detained, I'm afraid, and I'll be covering the class 137 00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:51,110 for the rest of the period. What is it that you've been looking at? Romeo and 138 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:52,990 Juliet. Romeo and Juliet. 139 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:57,010 A tale of forbidden love gone horribly wrong. 140 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,500 Right, we'll start at page 45. 141 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,480 Boris, if you'd like to read the part of Romeo. 142 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,980 Come on, out front. 143 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:14,320 And for Juliet, Anthony. 144 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,440 What? Juliet, page 45. 145 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,439 Up you get. 146 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,480 What's the girl's part? 147 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:26,700 In Shakespeare's time, there were no actresses. They used men to play the 148 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,700 women's parts. 149 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:28,820 Oh, didn't you know that? 150 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:31,660 No, I knew that, but... But... 151 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:41,420 Oh, 152 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,120 don't they make a lovely couple. 153 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,840 Everything all right, Anthony? 154 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,640 What do you think? 155 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,660 If it will help you get into character, I'm sure we could arrange for you to 156 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,980 wear a pretty little dress or maybe even some make -up. 157 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:55,720 Can I be Juliet? 158 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,800 No, Boris. I think Anthony is better suited to playing the girl's role. 159 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:43,160 it might be interesting as part of tolerance week to discuss how we view 160 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:49,840 other like uh me for example what words would you use to 161 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:55,860 describe me irrational unstable neurotic trouble 162 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,680 Mission control. 163 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,060 The hardly of the school. 164 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,740 Oh, Pink. 165 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,040 Like to make two good friends of mine. 166 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,560 Penny and Lindsay. 167 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,400 We're not good friends. 168 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,660 More associates. 169 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,740 Colleagues. We just work in the same place, exactly. 170 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,300 So, uh, what do you think? 171 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,840 Out of ten. 172 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,300 Are you asking us to mark us? 173 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:33,760 Well, I'm pretty sure I've got my money's worth. But, uh... 174 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:38,080 After all, if all things go well tonight, she might go up a point or two, 175 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,600 get my meaning. Yes. I wonder if she's into all this experimental stuff. 176 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:46,560 Bob, do you think it's a good idea to be discussing FE8s in front of her? 177 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,120 What? 178 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:49,739 Oh, yeah. 179 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:50,740 It's fine, yeah. 180 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,440 She barely speaks a word of English. 181 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:54,140 I'm teaching her, though. What? 182 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:55,660 Ping? 183 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,660 Daddy number one? 184 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,940 That's right. 185 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,960 There, you hear that? 186 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,500 I'm daddy number one. 187 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,440 That was disturbing. 188 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,739 I know. 189 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,240 I actually felt my skin crawl. 190 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,480 I always thought that that was just an expression. 191 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:20,960 What do you think? Out of ten? 192 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,400 Don't know. 193 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,560 About a six. 194 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,580 Six? Is that all? 195 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,920 I mean, look at her. She's at least a seven and a half or an eight. 196 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,500 Bob, please, stop trying to get me to rate your mail -order bride. 197 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,280 It's not a fucking fix. Come on. 198 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:40,240 Great. She's perfect. She's fun -tastic. You're a genius. And everyone is very 199 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,400 jealous of you and her... and her scarf. 200 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,920 Tell me. 201 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,680 Does she always wear that scarf? 202 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,020 What? 203 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,800 Well, I don't know. 204 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,120 Why? 205 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,560 No reason. 206 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,380 That was amazing. 207 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,480 The way you just gave in completely, it was almost like you didn't care. 208 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,720 I found that the less you struggle, the quicker they give in. 209 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,380 Plus, 210 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,460 you know, I've come to terms with my key. 211 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,360 Your key? 212 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,720 It's my inner life force. 213 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,600 All my previous evil lies, I'm at peace with them. 214 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:34,880 I'm at peace with myself. 215 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,580 Really? How do you know all this stuff? 216 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,560 I watch a lot of kung fu. 217 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:42,200 Obviously not enough, eh? 218 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,640 You could have stopped him. 219 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,480 What? Oh, yeah, yeah. 220 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:51,180 Good idea. 221 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,440 I'll do that next time. 222 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,080 Well, 223 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:07,060 they offered me a bigger office, but I said, no, no. The responsibility is big 224 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:12,640 enough. You see, Pete, what you have to understand is... Blah, blah, blah, blah, 225 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:13,699 blah, blah. 226 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,700 Bastards. 227 00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:18,870 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fucking bastards. 228 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,590 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 229 00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:28,170 And he looks at me and he says, Captain, my captain. 230 00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:32,890 And before I knew it, they're all standing there on their desks saluting 231 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:37,330 Bob, I didn't realise we had an appointment. 232 00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,690 We don't. 233 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,630 I was just showing Ping my office. 234 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,290 You mean my office. 235 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,120 Yeah, but she doesn't know that, does she? As far as she's concerned, I'm in 236 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,260 charge here. But you're not. 237 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,319 I am. 238 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,760 And like I say, she doesn't know that. 239 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,700 I'm actually glad you've stopped by. I've got a favour to ask. 240 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,700 Again? Could you pretend that I was in charge, that I was the boss? 241 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:03,900 To impress the wife? 242 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,760 So she can see Daddy at work? 243 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,720 God, OK. 244 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:11,839 Only if you promise never ever to refer to yourself as Daddy again. 245 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,040 Thank you. 246 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,880 Now get the fuck out of my office! 247 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,560 Now! Go on! 248 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,660 Go on, take the walk! 249 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,060 Go on! 250 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,140 You'll be pushing your luck. 251 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:25,660 Out! 252 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,680 Well done in class today, Anthony. 253 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,060 It's good to see your friend touching with your feminine side. 254 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,300 Probably would. 255 00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:51,510 I do. 256 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:56,110 Not bad, eh? 257 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,270 Go on, have a feel. 258 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:00,810 I could have beaten you, I just wasn't ready. 259 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:03,710 Right, and it's got nothing to do with the fact that you've got a girly little 260 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:04,710 twig arm. 261 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,350 Anyone want to see me do a handstand? 262 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,870 No. How about some more arm wrestling then, anyone? 263 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,930 What we could do, real wrestling, could clear a space. 264 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,010 I'm going to get some ice. 265 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,970 You don't need ice, your arm's fine. 266 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,670 Not for my arm, for my drink. 267 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,420 What is it with that scarf thing? 268 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:26,540 What do you mean? 269 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,020 Just don't trust women who wear scarves. It's like they're hiding something. 270 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,139 Like what? 271 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:34,840 I don't know. Love bites, tattoos, and Adam's apple. 272 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,580 You can actually be quite amusing sometimes. 273 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,739 No, you can't. 274 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,960 Well, we'd better be heading off. 275 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:48,500 Don't want to be tiring myself out. If I'm not in tomorrow, don't send out any 276 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,500 search parties. 277 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,300 Come on. 278 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,020 Time to give you a night you'll never forget. 279 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:55,740 Come on, P. 280 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,300 I think I'm going to go home. 281 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,500 Already? It's only eight o 'clock. 282 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,620 I just feel like we've just been part of Bob's foreplay. 283 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,920 Oh. I didn't even think of that. 284 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,800 Now I feel ill. Chip. 285 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,140 Now I can't stop thinking about them having sex. 286 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:16,580 His body dripping with sweat as he mounts her like a jellyfish. 287 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,700 So please fucking stop talking about Bob, Shaq and P. 288 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,930 That's Bob I've heard for some fun, then. 289 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,230 What's wrong with her? She's pissed off with you. 290 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,110 Why? Why is she pissed off with me? 291 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,569 Don't know. 292 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,570 Probably something you said. 293 00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:34,410 Shit. I should go after her. 294 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:35,930 Apologise. For what? 295 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:37,810 I don't know. 296 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,910 That's even worse. 297 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,550 She'll know I'm being insincere. 298 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:44,270 Fuck, why does this always happen to me? If I don't do anything, she's going to 299 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,210 hate me even more. But if I go after her, then... Ben! 300 00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:48,030 He's winding you up. 301 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,980 You just can't switch that big old brain off, can you? 302 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,880 I knew you were. I mean, I don't care. 303 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,760 Whatever. 304 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:56,940 I'm cool. 305 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,400 Yes, you are, aren't you? 306 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:08,860 Don't be long now. 307 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,880 You just get yourself ready. 308 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,800 Anything you want to try. 309 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:20,250 Anything you... one to do. 310 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,900 Nobody said anything. 311 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,140 We don't ask them any questions. We don't get any details. 312 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,640 Avoid eye contact. Look busy. 313 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,640 Morning, everyone. 314 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,660 Don't do it. Switch it off. 315 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:03,120 Morning, Bob. How are you? I'm so sorry. 316 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:06,140 Good. Hair a little tired, but then I would be. 317 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,700 I didn't get much sleep last night. 318 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,360 We were like wild animals. 319 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,240 Tearing each other's clothes off. Wait, wait. 320 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,780 Since when do wild animals wear clothes? 321 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,940 I was speaking metaphorically. 322 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,420 So did she actually get undressed or was it just metaphorical? 323 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,540 Of course she got undressed. 324 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,380 Took it all off. 325 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,040 Even the scarf. 326 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,520 Even the scarf. 327 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,600 Wow, good for you. 328 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,280 Because I've got to admit, I worried. 329 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,760 Worried? 330 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:41,670 Yeah. You're about these poor blokes who were tricked into buying ladyboys over 331 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:42,389 the net. 332 00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:43,670 You'd fucking love that, wouldn't you? 333 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,910 It would be quite amusing. Well, you can all fuck off and find someone else to 334 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:51,390 take the piss out of. For once in my life, I've got nothing to worry about. 335 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:56,490 Settle down. 336 00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:02,150 Just to remind you that today we're holding the religious tolerance fair at 337 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:05,990 lunchtime. Now, all of you have been assigned your stalls, so remember to... 338 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:09,750 Excuse me, who are you? 339 00:23:11,270 --> 00:23:12,270 Excuse me. 340 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:14,370 She's with me. 341 00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:22,390 Why? She's from a different religion and I thought, I'll be tolerant and 342 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:23,390 I'll bring her in. 343 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:25,230 Oh. 344 00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:28,870 Well, that shows an unusual amount of initiative. 345 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:30,810 Well done. 346 00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:33,790 You can all learn from Mr Porter here. 347 00:23:55,950 --> 00:23:59,410 Orlando is talking to Rosalie, but he's unaware that this is the woman he loves 348 00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:01,870 because she is disguised as a man. 349 00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:08,590 As you like it, it's a classic example of Shakespeare using gender roles and 350 00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:12,610 disguises. Why doesn't he realise she's not a man? 351 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,950 Well, he just accepts her at face value. 352 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:17,830 It doesn't mean he wants her to be a man, does it? 353 00:24:18,130 --> 00:24:22,010 And just because she wears different clothes, it doesn't mean that she 354 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:22,969 is a man. 355 00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:24,890 It doesn't mean that she's a... 356 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,580 Lady boy or post -op tranny either, does it? 357 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,600 No. 358 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,200 Does she leave the toilet seat up? 359 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,620 Of course she doesn't leave the damn toilet seat up. 360 00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:37,200 She's a woman, isn't she? 361 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,660 I want you to do me a favour. 362 00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:46,980 I want you to hit me. Why? 363 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,300 I'm trying to achieve inner peace. 364 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:53,520 I figure if you hit me and I don't react, then it means I've done it. 365 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:59,530 See, The key to inner peace is to put yourself in an extreme... Ow! 366 00:25:00,030 --> 00:25:02,530 What the fuck did you do that for? 367 00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:03,990 You told me to. 368 00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:07,070 I wasn't ready. That really fucking hurt. 369 00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:10,010 Do you know how fucking painful it is to be punched in the face? 370 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:11,310 Yes, I do. 371 00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,710 So? Did it work? How do you feel? 372 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:14,930 How do you think I feel? 373 00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:17,510 Maybe I should try it again. I didn't quite catch you right. 374 00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:18,790 That pulled me a punch. 375 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:22,790 No, no, no, it's okay. I don't think I'm quite there yet. 376 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,230 Oh! 377 00:25:33,770 --> 00:25:34,770 For what? 378 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:36,530 To see if it's free. 379 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:38,510 The others are all free. 380 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,110 Yeah, but the cubicle's my favourite. 381 00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:47,650 Don't do that. 382 00:25:47,870 --> 00:25:48,870 No, I won't. 383 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:51,690 Is that pin in there? 384 00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:52,769 Is it? 385 00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:53,770 Yes, it is. 386 00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:58,910 She must like the same cubicle as I do. That's nice, isn't it? What are you 387 00:25:58,910 --> 00:25:59,950 looking at me like that for? 388 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,300 You think I'm some sort of a pervert, don't you, that I'm loitering around, 389 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:09,360 trying to hear if my fiancée urinates coming up or not? Oh, you have got a 390 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,500 mind. A sick mind. 391 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:19,040 Ah, hey! You are aware that men sometimes leave the seat down, aren't 392 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,620 I have no idea what you're referring to. 393 00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:13,460 That's right. 394 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,860 People keep using it for the wrong reasons. 395 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,140 Just give me the key, come on. 396 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:20,480 Why? I need stationery. 397 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:23,180 You'll have to fill out a request form. 398 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:24,900 Don't be fucking joking. 399 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,120 No form, no key. 400 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,760 Pen. 401 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:31,220 Key. 402 00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:36,680 Now. Of course. 403 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,380 Since when has Claire checked and verified this? Since when has Claire had 404 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:42,319 that? 405 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,740 I'll make sure she gets it. 406 00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:46,260 ASAP. Fine. I'll do it my fucking self. 407 00:28:08,170 --> 00:28:10,450 Yes. This game's fine. 408 00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:15,410 Please. 409 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:34,490 I sense that you're troubled. 410 00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:37,870 No, I'm fine. 411 00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:42,790 You say that you're fine, but the way you say it tells me more than words ever 412 00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:43,790 could. 413 00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:45,510 No? 414 00:29:45,890 --> 00:29:48,850 Well, maybe I'm feeling a little troubled, I guess. 415 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,650 Ripples from your past lives affecting the present. 416 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:57,030 If you could find out who you had been, then you would be at peace. 417 00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:59,090 That all sounds a little simplistic. 418 00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:00,750 It won't be easy. 419 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,400 The journey to inner peace is like a forest. 420 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:08,080 There are no roads, no landmarks. Only your senses can guide you to the other 421 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,080 side. 422 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,920 Okay. 423 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,880 I'll have the website that does it all for you. 424 00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:39,610 Get off of Miss Pierce in front of me. Well, it was a choice between you and 425 00:30:39,610 --> 00:30:40,610 her. 426 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,130 Yeah. 427 00:30:45,650 --> 00:30:47,750 Fantastic. Something he wants to show me. 428 00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:54,670 Do you know, Mormon men are allowed to have as many wives as they want. 429 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:57,310 Really? Yeah. And most of the guys are ugly, too. 430 00:30:57,850 --> 00:31:00,530 I'll tell you what, if I hit 50 and I'm single, I'm converted. 431 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,830 Shit. I left my notes on the Christian's in the office. 432 00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:06,580 What's the point? 433 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:10,060 Hare Krishna's bad hair, bad music, bad dress sense. 434 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,600 Piece of piss. 435 00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:19,600 Bubbly, you can't just keep coming into my office every single time you want 436 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,740 to... cry like a baby. 437 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,740 I had an office once. 438 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,580 A place I could go, eat and think. 439 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,820 And a big house, too. 440 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:40,420 And a wife. 441 00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:44,340 Well, you'll have a new wife soon, and I think it'll be going very well. 442 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:45,740 No, it's not. 443 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440 She hates me. 444 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,360 She doesn't hate you. 445 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,700 She'll sleep with me, though, will she? 446 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,920 Not last night. 447 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,320 Not this morning. 448 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,560 Of course, not even five minutes ago. 449 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,040 Don't you recall it? 450 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:06,660 I mean, what the f... Like a stationary covers for you, not for making love to 451 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:07,740 your fiancée. 452 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,080 Stationary? 453 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,040 It's like being married again. 454 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,440 Staring at the fucking ceiling. 455 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:23,920 Sneaking up in the dead of night to sit on the toilet seat. 456 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,100 Making sweet, sweet love. 457 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,960 Please, love. 458 00:33:11,470 --> 00:33:13,270 Are you sure you're okay? Yeah, sorry. 459 00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:15,550 Just got a bit emotional. Yeah. 460 00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:17,190 Thanks for listening. 461 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,170 I always thought you were a bit of a ponce, you know, walking around like 462 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:22,510 out of place, head up your arse. 463 00:33:23,050 --> 00:33:24,050 But you're okay. 464 00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:28,250 Thanks. And I appreciate you speaking to Ping for me. 465 00:33:29,030 --> 00:33:30,230 I haven't spoken to her. 466 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:33,810 Well, no, not yet, obviously, but it means a lot that you're going to. 467 00:33:34,090 --> 00:33:35,090 I never said I would. 468 00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:37,210 But you are head of department. 469 00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:40,670 Yes, but speaking to your Thai bride doesn't come under my job description. 470 00:33:40,930 --> 00:33:43,510 Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. Fucking does. Fucking doesn't. 471 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:49,310 I can't believe we've been discussing this. It's your pastoral duty to look 472 00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:53,490 after the people in your department, or am I going crazy here? Please, tell me, 473 00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:55,270 have they changed the job description? 474 00:33:55,810 --> 00:33:58,690 No, but my duty only extends so far. 475 00:33:59,030 --> 00:34:02,650 So, you wouldn't say that my situation is affecting my work? 476 00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:06,050 It is, but every situation you get into seems to affect your work. 477 00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:08,290 Please, just answer the question. 478 00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,030 Yes or no? 479 00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:15,010 Yes, it's affecting your work, OK? But I don't... Thank you. No further 480 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:16,010 questions. 481 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:23,570 Technically, Bob is correct. 482 00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:25,710 You can't be serious. 483 00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:28,889 You do have an obligation to look after your staff's welfare. 484 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:32,389 What exactly is the situation at hand? 485 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,300 It's about Bob and his... It's personal. 486 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:39,100 And I don't think it's the details that matter. What matters is you are refusing 487 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,960 to help a member of staff. 488 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:42,639 With good reason. That's an opinion. 489 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,800 It's not a fact. 490 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,320 Unbelievable. 491 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:02,090 Their decision. Have to abide by her decision. This is a joke. You're angry 492 00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:02,828 me, aren't you? 493 00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,130 I can understand that. 494 00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:11,290 Buddhism teaches us that when we're angry at someone, really we're just 495 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:14,970 ourselves. No, I'm pretty sure it's you I'm pissed off at. You know, it wouldn't 496 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:19,190 be the weirdest thing in the world if, after this, we ended up as friends. 497 00:35:19,890 --> 00:35:20,890 Yes, 498 00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:22,110 it would. 499 00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:42,750 Who was I before dot com? 500 00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:46,490 You're really taking this inner feeling of it seriously, aren't you? 501 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:48,990 It's probably not because I didn't know what I was doing. 502 00:35:49,590 --> 00:35:50,590 Well, you do. 503 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,570 You get bothered about everything in life. 504 00:35:53,770 --> 00:35:55,270 Generalising? No, I'm not. 505 00:35:56,150 --> 00:35:58,050 Like, for example, your hair. 506 00:35:58,610 --> 00:35:59,610 My hair? 507 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:00,790 What's wrong with my hair? 508 00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:02,590 I used too much product here, didn't I? 509 00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:04,190 Just keep typing. 510 00:36:05,390 --> 00:36:06,390 And I'm done. 511 00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,150 Any minute now. 512 00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:15,790 According to this, in a past life, I was... Matt LeBlanc. 513 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:18,790 Who's Matt LeBlanc? 514 00:36:19,630 --> 00:36:20,630 He's Joey. 515 00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:22,010 From Friends. 516 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:26,170 Joey? Yeah, the one who doesn't care about anything. The one all the girls 517 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:27,450 Hmm. 518 00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:30,150 Oh. He's also the stupid one. 519 00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:31,890 The stupid laid -back one? 520 00:36:32,410 --> 00:36:33,630 I think you're missing the point. 521 00:36:34,090 --> 00:36:35,090 No, I'm not. 522 00:36:35,350 --> 00:36:36,790 Matt LeBlanc isn't dead. 523 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:39,110 How can you be the reincarnation of someone who's still alive? 524 00:36:40,259 --> 00:36:41,560 Maybe it doesn't mean it literally. 525 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:47,340 Maybe it just means that I have the spirit of Matt LeBlanc in me. 526 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,140 Do you realise how stupid that sounds? 527 00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:51,580 Yeah. 528 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,980 We're kindred spirits, me and Matt. 529 00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:56,820 No, you're not. 530 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,040 You're just jealous. 531 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,020 How can I be jealous of an idiot? 532 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:03,120 An idiot who has the spirit of Matt LeBlanc in him. 533 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,160 Still just an idiot. 534 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,640 Is it, Damien? 535 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,520 Is it? 536 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:31,820 How bad must her whole life have been to want to run away and marry Bob? 537 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,120 I can't begin to imagine. 538 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,760 Poor thing. 539 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,940 Stuck in a country where she knows no -one. 540 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:38,220 Except Bob. 541 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,060 Exactly. Poor thing. 542 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,200 You know, we should really go over and talk to her. Make her feel at home, let 543 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,200 her know that she's not alone. 544 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,800 And you have not left? 545 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,200 All gone, I'm afraid. 546 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,160 I just did. 547 00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:03,430 Hi. Can I have a word? 548 00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:17,670 So, the reason you're 549 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,490 here is... Well, it's about you and Bob. 550 00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:22,730 How can I put this? 551 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:26,250 He has some serious intimacy issues. 552 00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:31,910 Right, you don't understand a word I'm saying. 553 00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:39,430 What I'm saying is... Bob... Kit, you 554 00:38:39,430 --> 00:38:43,550 know... Whoa! 555 00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:47,570 Not me! No, Bob! 556 00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:49,590 Not me, Bob! You know, Bob! 557 00:38:50,670 --> 00:38:55,270 Look, if I could... If I could just... Here, 558 00:38:58,190 --> 00:38:59,530 see? Bob? 559 00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:01,070 Bob? 560 00:39:07,070 --> 00:39:08,070 Right. 561 00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:13,210 The thing is, you and Bob. 562 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,130 How can I put this? 563 00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:21,530 Bob! Bob! 564 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:23,170 Bob! Yes! 565 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,010 Just wanted to thank you for the tip, then. 566 00:39:33,230 --> 00:39:36,930 Never realised it before, but I really do have that Matt LeBlanc thing going 567 00:39:37,090 --> 00:39:40,550 From now on, when faced with a problem, I'm just going to say, what would Matt 568 00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:41,550 do? Help me! 569 00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:44,010 And Matt, he'd do nothing at all. 570 00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:45,970 That feels good. 571 00:39:52,570 --> 00:39:55,450 You going to be much longer? 572 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:56,750 Yeah, almost done. 573 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:01,519 That's OK. 574 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,520 I can fix it. 575 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,860 Oh, out the way. 576 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:12,100 What did Ewan want with Ping earlier? 577 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,720 What? 578 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:15,180 Oh, that. 579 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,560 He's teaching her English. 580 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:24,340 Is he? That's right, yeah. Being head of the department and all, who better to 581 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,118 teach her? 582 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,560 How about her own husband to be? Well, see, I'm very busy at the moment. 583 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,780 It's a bad precedent to set, though. 584 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,960 She's only been here two days, and already you've let her know that you're 585 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,700 lazy to even bother teaching her the language. I'm not lazy. It's just that 586 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:42,480 sometimes a man and a woman need someone else to help with their problems. 587 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,900 There's no shame in it. 588 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,840 Problems? 589 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,800 No, I didn't say problems. Yes, you did. There are no problems. 590 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,560 Do you think... 591 00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:53,890 If I had a problem, I'd ask Ewan for help. 592 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:56,710 It's language lessons, that's all. 593 00:40:56,990 --> 00:41:01,390 Yes, because obviously, if you had a problem, you wouldn't go to a younger, 594 00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:02,890 virile, better -looking man. 595 00:41:03,090 --> 00:41:03,988 Of course not. 596 00:41:03,990 --> 00:41:05,830 Just as well there's no problems, then. 597 00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:08,830 Exactly. There are no problems at all. 598 00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:10,490 I'm fine. 599 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:13,510 Ping is fine. Everything is fine. 600 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:15,950 Hakuna Matata. That's my philosophy. 601 00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:37,710 acted earlier. 602 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:43,250 This whole thing is just a case of premarital jitters. No need to do 603 00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:44,910 Don't want to rock the boat, do we? 604 00:41:46,210 --> 00:41:50,150 I mean, surely I know my fiancée better than anyone else does. Why are you half 605 00:41:50,150 --> 00:41:51,150 naked? 606 00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:56,550 I was, uh... masturbating. 607 00:41:58,470 --> 00:41:59,610 Oh. Yeah. 608 00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:03,350 Had a free period, thought, you know, why the hell not? 609 00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:05,810 Play the old banjo. 610 00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:09,070 Have a bit of fun for one, that kind of thing. 611 00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:11,890 Oh. 612 00:42:12,170 --> 00:42:13,170 Right. 613 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,650 A bit embarrassing for you, eh? Yeah. 614 00:42:17,690 --> 00:42:20,190 Incredibly. Caught with the old trousers down, eh? 615 00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:27,410 All right. 616 00:42:28,530 --> 00:42:29,530 Well, 617 00:42:30,190 --> 00:42:32,430 I'll leave you to finish up. 618 00:42:34,270 --> 00:42:35,350 And, er... 619 00:42:37,130 --> 00:42:38,130 Oh, dear me. 620 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:41,450 It's very embarrassing, isn't it? 621 00:42:47,270 --> 00:42:48,270 Daddy. 622 00:42:56,290 --> 00:42:57,310 Can we talk? 623 00:42:58,050 --> 00:42:59,050 I'm busy. 624 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:05,050 All I wanted to say was, well, it's not like we can spend the rest of the year 625 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,029 avoiding each other. 626 00:43:06,030 --> 00:43:07,030 No? 627 00:43:07,370 --> 00:43:13,010 And I was hoping that we could, you know, put the past behind us and move 628 00:43:13,710 --> 00:43:15,210 You've been watching too much Trisha. 629 00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:19,050 No, I'm trying to be adult about this. I'm trying to be adult about this. 630 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:20,830 I don't want to be fighting with you every day. 631 00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:23,410 What makes you think it's up for you? 632 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:26,890 Oh, I forgot, you're 17, you know everything. 633 00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:29,690 Please, don't show me mature. 634 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,150 I'm meant to be immature. 635 00:43:31,430 --> 00:43:33,050 I'm a fucking pupil, you're a teacher. 636 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,140 Are you quite finished, or do I have to listen to any more of your tantrum? 637 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:39,740 Oh, just fuck off. 638 00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:42,880 Let's fuck off, Miss Neville, to you. 639 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:50,860 You can't be Matt LeBlanc as well. 640 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,340 I'm telling you, every time I typed something in, it came up with the same 641 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,240 answer. It's a joke website. 642 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,520 It's not. 643 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:01,480 Did you really think that was going to be the answer to all your problems? 644 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:04,240 But ever since I found out I was Matt LeBlanc, I felt better. 645 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,220 I even didn't mind travelling by car. 646 00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:10,180 I didn't think about dying once. I didn't care about anything. 647 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:17,100 Everyone, tell Damien he is wrong. I am the reincarnation of Matt LeBlanc. 648 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,860 Ah, who was that before dot com? 649 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,460 No. I hate those jerk websites. 650 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:23,900 Fucking grinch. 651 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:27,700 Yeah, that's right. When in doubt, blame the boy with the comb over. 652 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,380 Did he seriously think you were Matt LeBlanc? 653 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,840 You don't understand. 654 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,900 I got to see the world through his eyes. 655 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,160 Finally, it all made sense. 656 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:42,100 For the first time, I felt alive. 657 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:50,060 Ben, whatever it was that you thought being Matt LeBlanc gave you, it was 658 00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:51,160 inside you already. 659 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,940 It's not just going to disappear. 660 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:56,280 You really think so? 661 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,320 No. 662 00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:02,890 Hello. Am I round? 663 00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:05,510 But I haven't finished mine yet. 664 00:45:06,550 --> 00:45:07,550 Come now. 665 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,290 There we go, please. 666 00:45:14,730 --> 00:45:16,210 Hi, King's bitch. 667 00:45:16,690 --> 00:45:17,970 Not having an early night, Bob? 668 00:45:18,270 --> 00:45:22,330 No, no. I don't want to be one of those guys, the moment they get a woman, they 669 00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:23,550 start neglecting their friend. 670 00:45:23,910 --> 00:45:25,050 Please, neglect away. 671 00:45:25,370 --> 00:45:26,370 Thanks. 672 00:45:27,799 --> 00:45:29,160 Ewan, get a move on. 673 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,360 Here we go. 674 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,180 Carried over like a pro. Must be those strong wrists of yours. 675 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,860 You must have some sort of a workout for that, must you? Something to make your 676 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:45,520 wrists so strong. 677 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,520 What does it say, Bob? 678 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:49,860 Ooh, ooh, time for a pee. 679 00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:52,040 Stay, bin, stay. 680 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,400 Good girl. 681 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,720 She's obsessed with me. 682 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200 It's quite sweet, really. 683 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,480 Why was Bob so interested in your wrist? 684 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,078 Was he? 685 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,200 I didn't notice. 686 00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:03,740 He kept going on about them. 687 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,800 Maybe he just likes my wrist. 688 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,600 All of you, just stop it. 689 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:13,440 You know, I'm sick of you all going on about my wrist. 690 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:15,140 It's all I ever hear. 691 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,340 You know, Ewan's wrist this, Ewan's wrist that. 692 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:20,040 Can't anybody think of something else to say? 693 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:22,260 Daddy number one. 694 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,900 Did he just call you daddy number one? 695 00:46:28,589 --> 00:46:32,930 Huh? Hey, how many beer naps do you think I can put in my mouth at once? 696 00:46:33,610 --> 00:46:34,930 Let's all try it. No point. 697 00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:37,370 I hold the record. You'll never beat me. 698 00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:38,930 Daddy, number one. What about pig? 699 00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:46,070 Daddy, um... Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new 700 00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:47,450 winner. No way.